I was in the back of the bar when the commotion began, and I heard Charlie cry for help.
He was about to get his ass kicked by that giant dude.
Mac, help me, please! I need you!
There was no time for an ocular pat-down.
Not in my bar, bro.
I secured the area, and I retained order. Like I always do.
Everybody chill. It's cool now.