Okay, well, Charlie, when we thought it was your birthday, we went through your dream book and we tried to recreate some of the stuff we found in there.
Bird with teethAnd I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Yes, well, they're not real human teeth if that's what you're asking.
No, I mean, did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
That does not exist in nature.
Okay. I'm not sure about that. But either way, good glue work.
It's a hat made of worms, okay?
And then option number two is a hat that you put on and if you do that you look like maybe you're a worm.
Right...And then the third one... and this is the best one, Charlie... is a hat for your worm.
"Wormhat." Yeah, that's a German guy. His name is Hans Wormhat. He appears in my dreams. He drive a biplane and he shoots it at me and I run through a field.
Guys, wow, the denim chicken, the bird with teeth, Wormhat's worm hat.
Guess what, buddy? There's one more thing.
That's a new rat stick, dude. And you can bash up a whole bunch of rats with one quick strike, so it's more humane.
I love it. I mean...
Ah. I don't know what to say, 'cause no one's ever really, um... I don't know what to say, guys.
You don't have to say anything, man.
Maybe I could give it a quick whirl around the basement and see if I can kill a couple rats.
You've earned it.
You should, you should. Go bash 'em up, buddy.
Charlie's Dream Book Video